This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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