that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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