He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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