Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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