I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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