So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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