How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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