The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
should my penis look like a turkey
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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