Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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