If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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