Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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