She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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