So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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