it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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