Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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