Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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