you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
