butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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