Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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