There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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