He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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