That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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