I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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