I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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