well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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