he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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