who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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