How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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