Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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