The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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