i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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