can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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