Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
