i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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