I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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