if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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