If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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