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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'

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  Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm glad girls dont get visible erections

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  But, it would have made life so much easier...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.

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  Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.

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  Marco

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  Polo

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.

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• (607): View more from New York

  she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory

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• (805): View more from California

  Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.

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