She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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