PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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