Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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