How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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