I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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