Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
