if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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