help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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