i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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