I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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