i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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