u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
My pussy is not your playground.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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