So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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